Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
i dare someone whose never been to the US to name all the states
- new york
- new tokyo III
- the white house
- area 51
- Bill Nye
- My uncle’s house
1.18 Something Wicked
looking at your notes after an exam
i fucked up
Purgatory!Dean is the stuff of nightmares ≧◔◡◔≦
We all know that feeling, vending machine
WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS
I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees
I love that the other lawyer is mad because he tried three times and failed
Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I’m falling apart. Behind my smile, is tears at night.
I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.
WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME
Oh my goodness
This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!
This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.
Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post
in which we are all Tom
That gif wow
Made even more awesome considering that they actually dated around the time of the first Thor movie.